Other Things of Which to Beware in March
Cyanide
Pesticides
Triglycerides
Well-meant chides
Backslides
Landslides
Water slides
Mud slides
Rock slides
Tanned hides
Honeyguides
Double wides
Noontide
Eventide
Springtide
Tide™
Carbon monoxide
Running poolside
Free rides
Tour guides
Saccharides
Picking sides
Loans denied
The Great Divide
Overrides
Undersides
Snakes that hide
Woes betide
Never feeling satisfied
Lion prides
Guys named Clyde
Homicides
Mountainsides
Corpse brides
Clumsy spies
Phenylthiocarbamides
Heavy sighs
Plaintive cries
How tightly your shoes are tied
A poor disguise
Hungry eyes
Thunder thighs
Words to the wise
Berry pies
Formaldehyde
Your closet, and the noise inside
Cloudy skies
Rising tides
Carnival rides
Things implied
Girls who lied
Potatoes, fried
That new restaurant you tried
Plus The Dude, who still abides
And, obviously, tyrannicide.
I think that’s everything, but keep an eye out just in case. And take care today, friends.
Take…care.