I JUST GOT THIS WEBSITE FINISHED AND I THINK IT'S A LITTLE UNREASONABLE TO EXPECT ME TO ALREADY HAVE SOME CONTENT UP AND READY FOR YOU TO CONSUME. I MEAN THAT'S JUST -- THAT -- I'M ONLY ONE PERSON. IT'S JUST ME, IN THIS TINY ROOM, WITH ONE OVERHEAD LIGHT SWINGING FROM THE CEILING, CASTING MAD SHADOWS OVER THE WALLS. THE LIGHT WILL NOT STOP SWINGING, NO MATTER WHAT I DO. IT'S MAKING ME DIZZY. AND EVERY TIME IT REACHES THE APEX OF ITS SLOW SWING, MY SHADOW LOOKS LIKE A MONSTER THAT'S RUNNING FROM ONE SIDE OF THE ROOM TO THE OTHER, WHICH IS AN ENTIRELY UNPLEASANT THING WHEN ONE IS TRYING TO WORK.
So. I mean, you can see. Clearly I have some pretty urgent stuff going on here right now. What with the light and all.
Come back tomorrow. Maybe I'll have things figured out. But I wouldn't count on it if I were you.